Dear 4000,
The ex-boxer told me he used to sleep with a woman 45 years older than himself. "What was the attraction?" I asked. "None," he answered, "I was training."
"You can do anything you like to me," she said, "until 10 a.m." "What happens then?" I asked. "My boyfriend gets out of prison."
Her nighttime sex moans kept me awake, her obsessive banging with the vacuum cleaner in the morning woke me up. Meditative life in Kamakura, the world Zen
capital.
She was so drunk she shat on his feet while they had sex standing up. This made him lose his beat, which she took as an opportunity to start crawling away. He jumped
on behind for some doggy style. She threw up.
Butter ken, formerly a popular style of Japanese porn, involved females covered in butter, and dogs.
The barmaid wore a tube top covering her ample breasts, and hot pants barely covering her panties. A gold dollar symbol hung from her navel ring. If this is what she wears in winter, what will her summer gear be?
Drinking on an embassy roof in Hiroo with the ambassador's wife, I tried to enjoy the full moon. Would the ambassador accuse me of entering prohibited areas, or be
insulted I hadn' t tried?
I felt a tingle in my groin area on a crowded train. I turned, checking that the grouper was female. Relieved
it was, I relaxed to enjoy the show. Unfortunately, I looked down. She was thrusting between my legs with her umbrella.
"I'm popular with Muslim customers," the white hooker told me, "because I let them come in the back door."
The chrysanthemum is the Japanese symbol for the Imperial family. However the petal shape has long been a symbol for something else in
Japan: the anus.
Fart on,
L