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Hi Ða&Da 4000,

She is at least a meter taller than him.  He buys the drinks, purchases the powder, tips the waiters, and provides the rides. "What's the attraction?" I asked.   "Giraffe sex," he answered.

A Roppongi restaurant allows a select clientele to choose an animal, have sex with it, and then eat it after preparation. Salads are provided for the squeamish. Giraffe was not on the menu.  

Naomi Tani, Japan's SM queen, didn't sunbathe for years. White skin shows the lashing marks better.

Latest kink in Akihabara: maids in bandages.  Damaged goods turn the geek's protective crank. Besides, transitioning from bandage to bondage is shorter than the leap from vowel to bowel.

While writing this in a Shibuya cafe, an accidentally encountered magician, asked if I was writing hard-core porn.   "Something like that," I answered. He wore Octopus Army clothes, but said he preferred Bathing Ape.

Because the sea goddess is jealous, females are not allowed on fishing boats.   Thus the persistent rumors of sex with sea creatures.  Manta rays are said to provide a comfortable pocket.

Thai girls call their over sized white customers "buffaloes."

According to Warren Fellows, it is much more expensive to have sex with female pigs than male pigs in Thai prisons.
"After all," he says, "you wouldn't want to get an ugly one. "

The CIA provided the mujaheddin with lovers: Tennessee mules.

Anal fisting, Brazilian trannys giving blow jobs to horses, a white midget riding a monstrous black amputee; I've seen it all.   But what brought up the gorge was tuxedo and bow tie wearing Japanese, delighting in diarrhea in curry rice.

"To reverse," means to throw up in Japanese slang.

 
Making the heart sing, Mr Lunatik.