Strange Brew from Mr Lunatik

Dear Ð,

She is always cold, but never wears socks to bed because "it's bad luck."

Alone with the crunch, crunch, crunch of sneakers in snow, in a cotton shirt with six kilometers to go, I encountered a group prepared for the Himalayas.  Good thing they didn't ask what was in my day pack: a computer and a book on art.

Recently a group of Shibuya girls were surveyed. Average age for losing their virginity: 12.  Thirty seven percent had lost theirs at 11.

Riding a bicycle in snow is a slippery business. I had a few drinks before risking it. 

Five of the top ten bestselling novels are 'cell-phone novels'. Yes, tapped out on those tiny keyboards and read on those little screens. 

AKB48 is a group of 48 performing girls, chosen for 'cuteness'.  Oku Manami, the youngest, is 12. It is rumored their name means Akihabara Boys!?

Singer Kumi Koda (25) announced that women over 35 have 'rotten amniotic water'. Great way to reduce your fan base, Kumi-chan!

Sora Aoi, whose porn oeuvre includes masterpieces like Big Dick PakoPako!, announced recently she aspires to be the first major Japanese porno star to raise a family.  Seems she can make the family okay, raising it may be a different story. 

She told me she has only had sex seven times during her five year marriage. She is 36.  Japan is a strange brew of frenetic porn and sexless marriages.

She blames the growth hormones pumped into chickens.  Turns man roots into soft spaghetti, she claims.

The 'soapland' babes are moaning.  It seems the wankers who spend time in them have trouble coming.  Too much time humping pillows and other inanimate things have left the poor boys at a loss in the real thing.

Not only whores moan, one guy had it in stereo on Sunday.  Seems the babes on either side of him had their lovers over, and they went at it simultaneously.  Mewling like cats in heat, they drove him into a frenzy of masturbatory rage.

L