Get It On (Bang A Gong) by Mr. Lunatik
Heavy colds are going around. I climbed a mountain to shake mine. Sweat and cool air, just the thing for blocked breathing passages. Cigarettes and booze, just the opposite. Here I am, balancing the two, without much success.
"He's a player," she said, "and he wants to meet you." She would know. Only money makes her wet; she clings to him like a clam on a can. He signed a $300 million dollar deal last week, six more are in the works. Wants me to bring polish to his package for cash. Should I get it on?
"I'd like you to see my girlfriend," another guy said, downloading photos from his Yahoo account. She didn't have a smile, because her face was full of him, while the head teacher from a leading educational institute serviced her other end. "She's so sweet and innocent," he said. She' s dirty, sweet and she's his girl.
It looked like we were heading for a serious turf war after a gangster was found shot dead in his car and shots were fired near the Dragon's Beard, a restaurant in Shibuya. However after a 70-year-old gang leader blew his brains out to take responsibility, things cooled down to winter. Police heat chilled before he reached room temperature.
Iijima Ai, author, T.V. personality, and the only porno star to speak at a Tokyo University graduation ceremony, is retiring from show business. Way to go girl!
20,000 Volts, a rock club in Koenji, does not have a signboard. Nor does it advertise. People with blues in their shoes know where to go. For seekers, here is a hint. It is near Spank, the women's boutique. Recent bands to play there include The Lechery From Mars, Hurry Up Offense, Nubile Slave and The Brain Strip. Spread Beaver and Pornograffiti may have played there, but now they are too big.
Sober Residence is the name of a building. A couple living in a corner room find endless fascination with each other. She's always moaning for bone. He bangs her gong. Their keening has the sustained drive of rhythm guitar. Lock'n'loll!