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Hi Ða&Da 4000,

Latest rave from sushi town...

Iwojima, which was called Iwoto before the war, is now Iwoto again.  In other words, the island's name has been changed from Sulphur Island to Sulphur Island, and back again.

 A policeman on security duty for the Minister for Gender Equality has been arrested; for fondling a female he fancied on the train.  

To Chu Ji, a North Korean defector has returned to her homeland, after spending four years in Japan. Calling Japanese society `cold as ice,` she returned to the warm embrace of Kim Jong Il's regime.

Tom, the Polish Elvis imitator, plays various Tokyo gigs.  His Slavic irony is lost on most audiences, perhaps because his English is better than most native speakers.  

"That's a nice dog, is it a boy or a girl?" I asked the owner.  "Gay," he answered.

A Japanese band called Restart recently did a live performance at Ebisu station to promote their latest album, "Open The Dog."

A brand of Japanese condoms during World War 2 was called "Assault No. 1."

The building shook, the floor swayed, I checked the other customers; no one seemed the least fazed.   Putting it down to a hangover, I ignored the earthquake.

It's always disconcerting when large cockroaches wait for your return, so they can escape from your apartment.

One Agriculture Minister in the current cabinet committed suicide, because he was facing charges of corruption. His replacement is facing charges of corruption.

"Perverts take a break when it is raining," she told me, "like their airforce, mosquitoes, and their army, cockroaches."   "What do they do?" "Polish their skills by watching videos."

On the laundry list of a prestigious Malaysian Resort: Under Paints.

Tokyo summer fashion: Hot pants or dispensing with the pants altogether and going with longish lacy underwear. My girlfriend calls it eye nutrition for males.

Here's looking at you,

Mr lunatik