Mr lunatik hurts so good

Oh no Dadarno,

Latest pain from Sushi town...

"I've had three husbands," she said, "four years each." "What?" demanded the drunk, "Are you good in bed?"

Perverts, prostitutes, poseurs, pushers, ponces and prima donnas. Roppongi, freak-show party town where fast boys chase money and faster girls chase opportunity, Last Friday night, I sank some liquor in a Roppongi honky-tonk bar. A 74-year-old shook her groove thing, while her confused poodles watched.

Roppongi also boasts an S/M love hotel, with a hospital nearby, in case trade gets too rough. My ex suggested a Christmas Eve session, but I'm not that religious.

Unexpectedly, "Sadistic Action" is the name of a Harajuku boutique, seeming to specialize in clothing groupies.   Super short spangled tops and frilly panties.  It is just down the road from Condomania, the condom shop extraordinaire.  

Legs burning, I hustled down a mountain for an appointment with the author of a book about Toyota production technique - the day Toyota surpassed General Motors as the world's largest automobile maker. 

After lustrating under the waterfall, getting 'beaten' by the liquid needles, he steps out, dries, put on his `Linux Programmer' T-shirt, and heads back to the world. Perhaps he should have switched with a T-shirt spotted in Shibuya: "Body and Mind Burn."

Smoking PCP soaked pot produces a state called synesthesia. Colors taste and sounds are seen. My synesthesiac friend saw Brahms as silky swirling smoke, when she noticed a hand on her thigh.   She broke his nose with a single blow. He tasted blood and saw stars.

Fat drops drip from leaf to leaf in dense vegetation. Cloudy mists of intense humidity rise from a plashing river soothing city strained nerves. Massive pine roots pierce and crack rocks, while overhanging vegetation filters light, a green tableau. Less than an hour from the future I hike through the Paleolithic era.

Caught a concert by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals before they headed to the Fuji Rock Festival: 'How do you say, "We will rock your faces off" in Japanese?' Grace asked the nonplussed audience. Um, how do you say it in English?

Bakusho Mondai , a comedy group, break a social taboo by making fun of politicians.  As politicians all too often seem to be comedians, they have their work cut out for them.

Ow!

p.s. How was Burma?  It blew my mind....