Mr Lunatik body parts

Yo Dadarno,

"I like Tokyo, there are many erections," my student said.  Perhaps she meant elections.

Talking of erections and elections, Sonomama Higashi has just been elected as a prefectural governor.  He was a "comedian" who retired from show business after being arrested for having sex with an underage prostitute.  She rented one body part to satisfy another: her heart.   She loved a "host" who she had to pay to date.

The Kyushu girl declared, "Southern girls have heart," kissed me full on the lips, then staggered out onto the street and passed out, face forward on the street.   Fortunately her boyfriend picked her up. Apart from a bloody chin, she was okay.

"Chopper" Kaori, the woman who hacked her husband up and disposed of his body parts in various parts of the city, planned to be a marriage counselor. Her husband was not available for comment.  

One reason why dismemberment is a fairly common occurrence: Japanese closets are too small.  

Riding my bicycle up and down mountains everyday has really developed one of my body parts.  Call me Lance Legstrong.  

It was a meeting of the minds, or at least some body parts, when Mr. "I should have been a porno star" Yamazaki met Fat Boy Kim recently in Pyongyang to discuss nuclear missiles.  It seems Mr. Yamazaki has fulfilled a desire of many men, namely sleeping with the mother of his mistress. Perhaps Fat Boy's "Happiness Division" was able to satisfy Mr. Yamazaki's missile while he was in town.

This is the 18^th year the current emperor has occupied the Chrysanthemum throne in the land of the gods.   One porno company has decided to celebrate by having "Coming of Age" series.  Deflowering virgins on a movie set; having them "come" of age.  Banzai!